I haven’t worn a bikini since I was 13 and inwardly struggled with my “outie” belly-button. Oh, I remember the summer of 1974…I spent every afternoon of my 9th grade summer with 4 or 5 of my girlfriends all oozing in baby oil infused with iodine to ensure our bronze tans. The junior high bikini was green and yellow and had palm trees all over it. I weighed 118 pounds so there wasn’t much to filling it out. It simply fit. Well.